THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE

1.meet my first gay love ebler, will beat him in scrabble competition (his fave game), ask him for a one night stand and if everything turns to look great, get hitch!

2. pay bank debt of my parents and buy “torno” for my dad and after that i have enough reasons to do stupid things. utang na loob!!!

3. tour whole Philippines with my ex boyfriends (von, niko, preston and whoever they are) and do kinky stuffs with strangers inside the car, cr, sa damuhan, sairrigation and etc.

4. put up a fuckery business. soon to hire fuckees and fuckers out there!

5. lobby in congress to legalize prostitution! the hell with morality! i love prostitutes!

6. buy my first car this year (cross my fingers…) and build my glass house at the heart of the forest.

7. campaign Freud to be a Saint. i love this man… we are all sexual beings anyway!

8. have children..i mean human beings..not cats nor dogs…i am still capable to do it with you know but i want to produce a baby in artificial way..hmm i’l destroy the mystique of motherhood hehehehe

9. will sing with michael cruz, jed madela and pilo pascual while britney is in the audience. yup i love britney so much. if im going to marry an opposite sex i want it to be like britney or my lola!

10. build a grand Mausoleum of my loving lola kiking like taj mahal. i’m a lola’s boy and i guess she deserves that.she’s the only person who cud make me cry even until now.

11. confess to my bestfriend that i heart him…2 years ago the last time i met him and im still straight that time..hehehe(note: im chatting with him right now..he’s in denmark just to kill time!!!)

12. will treat my cousins abroad (18 years old and above only), visit clubs, try smoke ganja, lose virginity, and bully foreigners.

13. expand my travel agency business outside Philippines. with God’s help.nothing is impossible.

14. batch reunion with my classmates from elementary, high school and college. that’s disaster! ugh!

15. bring back the original guys4men.com website. i hate planet romeo! it sucks!!! i want g4 to rule in cyber world. phase out friendster and facebook. hehehehe

16. develop the heritage island ng lola ko. i want to turn it into a fab spa and resorts. right now, we can’t touch the island because lola’s wicked sister and brother are still alive. grrr!!

17. family reunion at my lola’s place Cantilan, Surigao del Sur. i missed the golden years where our aunts and uncles requested us to fall in line and they started to give us money! that tradition was not practiced anymore kay aside from we are no longer a kid, poor na rin ang family namin..whahaha

18. pay the debts of my cousins’ parents. believe it or not, family oriented kaayo ko. i love my cousins soo much and i don’t want to see them na pobre.

19. will have a bank time deposit at least 500k in a year. yes connie i’l do what i promise and i’l practice what u preach even if it means that i do not have food to eat anymore.

20. lastly, kiss the man i love in front of my significant others, still hoping to do with it with my first gay love…geezz!! the dopamine in my system!!! my parents are in denial thou some family members are already ok with the situation but they are all still hoping i’l end up with an opposite sex. Ok Fine!